Thursday, February 9, 2012

Hold The Mayo

Stuff Goin' On



The majority of Things going on these days aren't what I want to see happening: Syria, Egypt (still); the distinct possibility of war with Iran (did'ya know there will shortly be five aircraft carriers within striking range of the Gulf, and four Amphibious Assault Ships? Hah? Did'ya?); and, no matter how entertaining, the public transformation of the Republican Party into the Party Of Stupid Bad Crazy.

There's Russia's fictive 'democratic' government of Sad Vlad The Czar. And Yurp (as The Great Curmudgeon would say) continues to say ALL ABOARD THE FAILBOAT! HOOT HOOT!, which may result in a rapid deterioration of just about everything, and then we end up in Yurts watching our children play with toys made in China of radioactive animal dung and sold to us at an exorbitant mark-up.

But, there are good things, too. Such as, we haven't heard anything about the personal life crises of either Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears in a good, long time. You don't know how grateful I am for that.


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