Friday, August 19, 2011

#WE SUCK!

We're 24,882,576th! We're 24,882,576th!

We're 24,882,576th! In Your Face! In Your Face!

Alexa.com, the web analytics site, reports back that our humble Dog Blog, Before Nine, is 24,882,576th, out of an estimated total 346,004,403 websites in the whole world.

This means (in an appropriate, "size matters, ranking matters" typically Western manner), according to Alexa approximately 321,121,827 other websites suck worse than Before Nine.

The Top Ten websites (according to Alexa) are: Google; Facebook; YouTube; Yahoo!; Blogger (also a Google site); Baidu; Wikipedia; Twitter; and China's Q Q.com.

Thank god I don't have their issues to deal with. Still, We're 24,882,576th! We're 24,882,576th! In Your Face! In Your Face!

Well; got that out of my system.


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Please feel free to thrill all humankind with the brilliance and importance of You. And forgo all civility (especially the passive-aggressive sort, aggression masquerading as mildness) . . . you are, after all, anonymous.

But, consider: Dogs have short attention spans, don't tolerate bullies, and we're notoriously thin-skinned -- so make sense, be brief, and play nice, or I'll bite you and pee on your leg. Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark.