Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Dog Stuff Dog

Sinful Wages

I, uh, have a life with a job in it. And on occasion I had damn well better pay attention to that fact because I don't do well as a certain kind of statistic. Just sayin'.

So for a brief time, I'll be focused on other things. It doesn't mean that I don't love you all as only a Dog can -- unreservedly, with slobbering and a certain level of low-key Would You Just Let Me Out The Door, Already whining -- but I gotta do That Dog Stuff.

Back soon.

No comments:

Post a Comment

Please feel free to thrill all humankind with the brilliance and importance of You. And forgo all civility (especially the passive-aggressive sort, aggression masquerading as mildness) . . . you are, after all, anonymous.

But, consider: Dogs have short attention spans, don't tolerate bullies, and we're notoriously thin-skinned -- so make sense, be brief, and play nice, or I'll bite you and pee on your leg. Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark.