By I. Rabschinsky
[Yes
and it is this time again. Now being more than ever. It is Chanukah in eighteen days (Hoo boy) and also soon the time of the Birth Day of the
redoubtable
Moldavish Guy.
[And
always of course of course of course, we are watching the Mister Ed
marathon on television cable at Great-Uncle Yehudi's house, and open the
big jar Of Mama Putin's Chicken Heads with extra Donets sauce.
[And we remember how lucky we are
being, particularly now in the season of
The Monkey Man.
Beaver: Good For You, Nize For You;
What We Watch At Great-Uncle Yehudi's
[And
you are being lucky today also. This film history for you, now being
the annual every year repeat. Always too, Great-Uncle Yehudi is saying,
"Don't Stand In Way Of The History!" Enjoy.]
George Bailey Guy Making The Panik
So always in the America there is at this time the fooding, and also the
Sports Produkt on the television. Many people filling themselves with
Holiday as if they about to be told, "Next year, you cannot eat!". I am
thinking they are the hostage of their Hindbrain, which is still
Neanderthal and wishes to fight with Mastodon. But, still.
And, I am noticing
specific films which is
only appearing on Amerikanyets television at these months between like maybe September and the time of your New Year.
My examples: At Passover, some of the television is showing
The Ten Super Big Mitzvah Rules,
with Charlton Heston Guy -- you know, movie where Moses stop making
fooling around to pretend he is Big Guy of the Egypt, and decides to get
real job saving People Of Israel.
This requires
lots of people walking around, always saying "Oh, Moses, Moses, Moses"
-- like, if they say this three times, they will be teleported by magik
into better movie.
Navarone Kind Of Big Guns, maybe, or
Socialist-Colored Panther.
Place Which Is Gone Forever: Amerikanyets Driving In To Movies:
"Moses, Moses, Moses -- What is happening with our Drive-Ins?"
At another time in year, they are showing same Heston Guy what is Moses in
Big Mitzvah Rules in another movie,
Ben Of Her. However this is basically film of Jewish guy who becomes like early Jesus guy, but by accident.
Movie
is good; he is Number Forty-One guy in slave ship, rowing like animator
for the Disney; there are becoming big boat battle, and he gets to be
some kind of honorary Goyim, with big ring and parties with the Girls,
and other Guys clasping him on the arms frequently.
Later,
there is an exciting thing with horses and carts -- but it is not the
porn film, so too bad for you. Go to web sites where they have not
blocked you.
Charlton Ben Heston Making The Ramming Speed, 1959
At finally, with the Christmas, every year since somebody discover the Secret Of Fire there is this broadcasting this movie,
It Is Wonderful This Life, made by Frank Capra Guy in 1947, showing the kind of place which everybody wanted to
believe was the Amerika. Small town, everybody knows everybody; values is good and everybody work hard and knows their places.
Just
like village in the Moldova, except animals do not leave defecation in
the street, everyone is speaking English, and most people have job. Plus
concrete used in apartment buildings is better quality.
Every single year they are showing this film. It is now a classic also, like
Wizard Of Odd and
Potemkin Kind Of Battleship and
Mister Hulot Goes To Beach Place. It is as big movie as
The Tanks Know The Truth
(Very popular Great Patriotic War movie made in the Russia. My
Great-Uncle Yehudi claims he is in this film as Extra; but still, we
love him).
Big Scene From Tanks Knowing The Truth: Are They Knowing?
Well, They Are Tank; You Are Person. You Want To Be That Sure?
It Is Wonderful This Life
story is maybe simple: Guy, George Bailey Guy, living in small town
wants to die, because he thinks his life is shit. And there are the
angels, who show us life of this Guy in the little town, and how he is
The Good, and there is the Rich Guy who is The Bad. And George Bailey
Guy never gets to do things in the Life because the Fate is not for him.
Then
there is mistake with money (a problem made from the Rich Bad Guy), for
which he is blamed, and he runs from family and goes to place of Publik
Alkohol; finally he goes to bridge to jump in freezing water so his
family will get small piece of Insurance money. Very Sad (There is also
squirrel in another scene which is sad, but never mind). Also very
Petit-Bourgeois.
So, Angel Guy comes to the Earth and
shows this George Bailey Guy his life is maybe kind of okay, not so much
the shit; and boom boom boom, problem with the money goes away in big
scene at end when everyone gives him
their money, and everyone
sings. So happy, little bells on tree and big bells of church ring;
America wins the World War Two and future is filled with television and
freeway. The End.
But this is too simple, my friend. No
way is actual life like this. So, maybe some of me thinks this is kind
of the Propaganda about America, to keep us from seeing the Truth of the
Things.
And, there is
forbidden version of this film, which is other kind of the Propaganda. Please -- allow me to introduce.
борьбе за построение социализма во время Угнетение
(также называется "Любовь и революция" после 1991)
(
"Love And Revolution", Directed By Frank Kapronovich [1949]; Starring Pytor Chost, Gravnik Bolodorin, Irina Valutin. Special appearances by the
Spirit Of Revolution, also Che Guevara, Samuel Beckett, and entire 12th Guards Motorized Infantry Regiment)
SO, movie opens with Guy, Georgi Edwardovich Bailey Guy, at the Bridge. He is unhappy, this Guy; boy oh boy he is like
making the panic. He goes to public alkohol place and tries to think, but he only finds himself between the
forces of dissent and confusion!
TROTSKYITE GUY: River not so bad, after five minutes.
EXISTENTIAL GUY: Wait, but no one comes. No one cares.
Hoo boy; Georgi is in
big fix.
This guy has family with SmallChilds, and tiny Policy Insuring The Life
-- and he is believing everybody would be better off if he would jump
and get it over with, already.
GEORGI: My life is steaming pile of animal things,
because the Rich Guy will always win. Now I am jumping.
But, Georgi is being
watched at Bridge. Not by some angel Guy (none of this reliance on things which cannot be proven by good Socialist science!) -- but
even better -- is
Spirit Of Revolutsya!
(Spirit Of The Revolution Watches Georgi)
And,
The Spirit
saves Georgi! He takes him to place where they can speak of things, of
the Truth -- and slowly, Georgi's eyes are opened to not only the
forces of historical determinism, but the
inevitability of struggle against the oppressor classes!
GEORGI: So you're saying that when the consciousness of the People
is raised sufficiently, that armed struggle is not only necessary but inevitable?
SPIRIT: You got it, Comrade.
So,
Georgi, now with eyes opened thanks to the words of the kindly Spirit,
is seeing that the world is filled with inequality and criminal things
so big your head feels like kicked soccer ball. It is like understanding
that, not only are you living as Dog, lapping up the vomit of the Rich
Guy, but you work in factory to make guns to force others to live like
this (Also, the Rich Guy pays you in fake dog vomit and those X-Ray
glasses which do not work).
For Georgi, this is whole bunch of dried fish to eat in one night (Like story by that Guy, Dickens Guy,
Carol Burnett Christmas, or something). This is the Life? He is asking himself.
A World Of Things For Them, But Not Food For Children
Economy And Bad Fate For Peoples Means Nothing To Them
For Those Who Operate Monopoly Capitalism,
The World Is Something To Carve Up, Like Beef
While The Many People Lose Everything To The Illegal Foreclosure
So now Georgi is filled with indignant and bad feeling for The State Of These Things. He feels the
pain of the oppressed, working masses, and is being filled with
Revolutionary Fervor -- and he goes to talk with the People in his little village, to tell
them what the Spirit had revealed to him -- and the Spirit sends along friend, Che Guevara Guy, to help.
GEORGI: We don't have to live under the heel of Potter's boot! He's just some bloodsucking
animal, feeding on all of us -- and I'm tired of living on fake dog vomit! We have to run things!
CHE GUEVARA SPIRIT GUY: Ay, Yi Yi! You listen to this guy.
The People, moved by Georgi's words, march with him to the
place of the Bad Rich Guy,
to demand Justice, the chance to make something other than guns, and to
be paid in actual money instead of rubber dog vomit and X-Ray glasses
which do not work.
RICH OILGARCH GUY: You realize that the manufacture and sale of
weapons around the globe is the backbone of our nation's industry?
GEORGI: You don't understand -- the days of taking your rubber
dog barf are over, Potter! We're going to run things!
MOB: No fake dog barf!! No fake dog barf!!
RICH OLIGARCH GUY: My family has run this town for fifty generations.
All I have to do is close the factories. How long will it be before
your little rag-tag mob starts to starve? They'll come crawling back
to work -- and for half the rubber dog barf I gave you before!
Then,
Georgi takes the Big Step -- the one which all oppressed people are
taking in these movies when faced with Oppressors who pay them with
rubber dog vomit: He crosses line from
intellectualizing his oppression to
active revolutionary.
Otherwise,
we would have no resolution of all this rising action; and only ending
for this film possible is that everyone would go for Pizza. This is
unsatisfying from view of the Socialist imperative.
GEORGI: You're wrong, Potter -- you, and people of your class are finished.
Now you're going to face Justice for your crimes -- because
the People own the means of production!
And
so The Bad Rich Guy is taken away by the People; his house later
becomes hospital, day-care center, and place where revolutionary theater
troupes practice before going into the streets.
And, of course, there is a proper celebration at the Georgi Bailey house, with the
Revolutsia Spirit and the SmallChilds.
GEORGI: Gosh, Spirit, I don't know how we can thank you.
SMALLCHILD 01: Spirit, can't you stay and have some Fair
Trade™ coffee with homemade whiskey with us?
SPIRIT: No, SmallChild; I must go. There are so many oppressed
peoples in a world beset by unspeakable monsters of Capital.
But I will take a shot of that whiskey -- neat, please.
Finally, after long discussion between Rich Bad Guy and the
Organs Of State Security, he faces Revolutionary Justice and the verdict of The People.
RICH OLIGARCH GUY: Long live International Monopoly Capitalism!
PEOPLE'S MILITIA LEADER: Fire!
And,
of course, Georgi and his lovely wife are pausing in their labor to
build a New Socialist Future to share a moment's reflection on the
plight of The Peoples, and also to suggest some hygienic sexual activity
between them which may occur later.
...and in the background,
The Internationale swells on the soundtrack, sung by the Sad Vlad Orphans Choir Of Greater Moscow! Please to show the credits!
This
film has not been shown since its original release; big shame, also,
because it is at least as good as movie with Bert Landcaster in it but
of the name, just now, is escaping me.
Great-Uncle Yehudi likes
Revolutionary Love.
He thinks it is wonderful comedy; but, still we love him. If you can
find this film on DVD, then okay. If not, well then it is big world out
there! Be That Guy -- go find!
I, Rabschinsky, say this --
to Moldavish Guy; you also.
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