Friday, July 18, 2014


Hateful and mean-spirited graphics from that awful Dog, living on Left Coast America in the place that is One Big Campus, and One Big Dorm (Click on pictures to enlarge -- Easy! Fun!).



  1. We like Dogs in Kiddie literature. In fact, we insist on it.

  2. i learned to read with the dick and jane books - their dog was spot - i still remember a specific sentence, word for word, even sixty years later - "Run, Spot, run!"

    to quote from another dog-relevant cultural artifact from the twentieth century, the beatles song 'hey bulldog' -

    some kind of innocence is measured out in years

  3. And, 40 years on: "Run, Dick, run!" turned into "Resign, Dick, you neurotic criminal, resign!"

    I'm sure Checkers would have agreed.


Please feel free to thrill all humankind with the brilliance and importance of You. And forgo all civility (especially the passive-aggressive sort, aggression masquerading as mildness) . . . you are, after all, anonymous.

But, consider: Dogs have short attention spans, don't tolerate bullies, and we're notoriously thin-skinned -- so make sense, be brief, and play nice, or I'll bite you and pee on your leg. Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark.