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i learned to read with the dick and jane books - their dog was spot - i still remember a specific sentence, word for word, even sixty years later - "Run, Spot, run!"
to quote from another dog-relevant cultural artifact from the twentieth century, the beatles song 'hey bulldog' -
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ReplyDeletei learned to read with the dick and jane books - their dog was spot - i still remember a specific sentence, word for word, even sixty years later - "Run, Spot, run!"
ReplyDeleteto quote from another dog-relevant cultural artifact from the twentieth century, the beatles song 'hey bulldog' -
some kind of innocence is measured out in years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spNzkzcfOuM
And, 40 years on: "Run, Dick, run!" turned into "Resign, Dick, you neurotic criminal, resign!"
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Checkers would have agreed.