Monday, November 7, 2016


Eight More Years

Smeagel Rejoices At Recovering The One Ring
HC: What's that new post supposed to be? You just put up photos of Hillary that look bad. Pretty juvenile.
DOG: Not true. The one I posted of her being led away by police was tasteful, and she looked groomed.
HC: Still going to throw your vote away?
DOG: Actually, I have a jury summons. And I have to wash my hair.
HC: That's just one more vote for Trump.
DOG:  Eight more years. Eight more years.
HC: What do you mean?
DOG: [Affectless Stare]
HC: [Walks Away]

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Please feel free to thrill all humankind with the brilliance and importance of You. And forgo all civility (especially the passive-aggressive sort, aggression masquerading as mildness) . . . you are, after all, anonymous.

But, consider: Dogs have short attention spans, don't tolerate bullies, and we're notoriously thin-skinned -- so make sense, be brief, and play nice, or I'll bite you and pee on your leg. Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark.