Historicalositude

Eight More Years

Smeagel Rejoices At Recovering The One Ring

HC: What's that new post supposed to be? You just put up photos of Hillary that look bad. Pretty juvenile.

DOG: Not true. The one I posted of her being led away by police was tasteful, and she looked groomed.

HC: Still going to throw your vote away?

DOG: Actually, I have a jury summons. And I have to wash my hair.

HC: That's just one more vote for Trump.

DOG:  Eight more years. Eight more years.

HC: What do you mean?

DOG: [Affectless Stare]

HC: [Walks Away]

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