Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann Want To Kill This Puppy.
I was taken to task recently for being insufficiently cheerful during the Holiday Season™. In fact, most of my acquaintances find me just a little too depressing to be around generally, which is why I'm not invited to more dinner parties. Who wants to be reminded about what's going on behind the curtains?
So -- just for them -- I'm adding photos of cute animals. Enjoy.
Mr. and Mrs. Blankfein* Would Make Hassenfeffer Out Of The
Bunny, Take The Puppy's Toy Away And Laugh When It Cries.
[Note: Mr. Blankfein is the CEO of Goldman-Sachs.]
Badgers Are Our Friends. Newt Gingrich Would Hit This Little Guy,
Keep Driving, Lecture You About Being Weak, And Laugh (Kind Of
Like The Time He Told His Stepfather, Crying Because He Was Dying
Of Cancer And Frightened, To Shut Up And "Be A Man").
Limbaugh Would Have Eaten Benson The Carp All By Himself,
Years Ago, Made Fun Out Of It Flopping Around And Drawing It's
Last Breath, And Laughed. Kind Of Like He Did With Michael J. Fox.
Good Luck With That Heart Attack, Lard Boy! Have A Ceegar!
Huckabee and Palin Would Force Ted The T-Rex To Love Jesus
(Palin Would Probably Just Like To Shoot Him); However, Ted
May Have Other Ideas.
...And, Ted Is Too A Cute Animal -- And, Curious! Here, He
Attempts To Show Mr. Gingrich Why Striking A Defenseless Animal
With His Car Is Wrong, And Hopes Newt Will Try To Run For It.
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