Triumph Of The Shill

(Art By Mongo)

Little Rupert Murdoch, ten years old, watches his favourite film for the 5,432nd time: Leni Reifenstahl's Triumph Of The Will. And every morning, Little Rupert wishes he he had been born as Joey Goebbels.

But that's okay. He believes Joey was, at heart, just a businessman -- just as Little Rupert, in his heart, is... something else.

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