Today, Little Johnny's Tree House Gang showed us some of the special, super-fun projects they've been working on. Johnny smiled a lot.
"Fat Tony" Scalia and Sammy The Weasel showed us a sign they made, that says Va Fun Kulo Amurika. Johnny smiled some more.
Then Johnny and all his super friends -- Tony, Sammy, Oreo and Billy -- all sang a fun song about how great it was to be king, not a thing that they'd rather be than king, ring-a-ding-ding, and corporations are people, too; so Up With
Johnny laughed, and went wee-wee-wee-wee all the way home, where he had roast beef.
The alleged pinnacle of what was once a model of jurisprudence has, again, been turned into an ideological cesspool.
Ashamed to be an American, today. I'll be even more ashamed later in the week.
MEHR: Well, I'm surprised, and not so ashamed: Johnny joined with Justices Ginsburg, Soltero, Kagan and Breyer in upholding the core of the act. Perhaps he felt he had to, given that he and his Tree House Buddies already gave away the store on Citizens United.
Fat Tony, Sammy The Weasel, Billy, and Oreo cried and hurled their minority opinion at the American People, along with some of their own feces.
Well, it was somebody's victory about something, I guess. What happens next? Dunno.