Just On Account Of Friggin' 'Cause, That's Why
A Photo Of One Of America's Best Women's Collegiate Volleyball Champions (Whose Name I Absolutely Cannot Recall, And Will Rue With Wailing And The Gnashing Of Mandibles), Just Because I Want To. And Because She Reminds Me Of A Friend Of Mine. So There.
More Depressing crap about the economy I will undoubtedly write later -- but until then, think about partying with her. Not only could she handle her Bushmills, but a definite round of fun would, in all likelihood, follow.
Well; even Dogs dream, man.