Friday, July 22, 2011

Congress Continues Debate Over Whether Or Not Nation Should Be Economically Ruined

Welcome To The 1930's
It is a question worthy of serious consideration: Should we take steps to avoid a crippling, decades-long depression that would lead to disastrous consequences on a worldwide scale? Or should we not do that?
-- House Guy Eric Cantor (R-Disneyland)
Edge of the Volcano. Funny ha ha ha ha ha.

Only, not so much. In the main, most people don't seem to understand this, which makes me wonder why we don't just change the name of our country to The Deutschland and start speaking German so that when Grand Turtlebear Bachmann and the Tea Partei come to power they can call it the New Deutschland, a godly nation, where the malcontents will be silenced, the children will be taught the real approved history of Things, and women will be barefoot, and the dirty hippies and unclean abomoinations LGBT people will be sent to her husband's clinics for The Cure, or they will be quietly and humanely put down in places where no one can see.

And the rest of us will go along because we will be Good New Deutschlanders. Just say Ja!


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