We Make For You, Because Now We Are Broadcasting It Every Year
By I. Rabschinsky
George Bailey Guy Making The Panik
always in the America there is at this time the fooding, and also the
Sports Produkt on the television. Many people filling themselves with
Holiday as if they about to be told, "Next year, you cannot eat!". I am
thinking they are the hostage of their Hindbrain, which is still
Neanderthal and wishes to fight with Mastodon. But, still.
And, I am noticing specific films which is only appearing on Amerikanyets television at these months between like maybe September and the time of your New Year.
My examples: At Passover, some of the television is showing The Ten Super Big Mitzvah Rules,
with Charlton Heston Guy -- you know, movie where Moses stop making
fooling around to pretend he is Big Guy of the Egypt, and decides to get
real job saving People Of Israel.
requires lots of people walking around, always saying "Oh, Moses, Moses,
Moses" -- like, if they say this three times, they will be teleported
by magik into better movie. Navarone Kind Of Big Guns, maybe, or Socialist-Colored Panther.
Place Which Is Gone Forever: Amerikanyets Driving To Movies:
"Moses, Moses, Moses -- What is happening with our Drive-Ins?"
At another time in year, they are showing same Heston Guy what is Moses in Big Mitzvah Rules in another movie, Ben Of Her. However this is basically film of Jewish guy who becomes like early Jesus guy, but by accident.
is good; he is Number Forty-One guy in slave ship, rowing like animator
for the Disney; there are becoming big boat battle, and he gets to be
some kind of honorary Goyim. Later, there is an exciting thing with
horses and carts -- but it is not the porn film, so too bad for you. Go
to web sites where they have not blocked you.
Charlton Ben Heston Making The Ramming Speed, 1959
At finally, with the Christmas, every year since somebody discover the Secret Of Fire there is this broadcasting this movie, It Is Wonderful This Life, made by Frank Capra Guy in 1947, showing the kind of place which everybody wanted to believe was the Amerika. Small town, everybody knows everybody; values is good and everybody work hard and knows their places.
like village in the Moldova, except animals do not leave defecation in
the street, everyone is speaking English, and most people have job. Plus
concrete used in apartment buildings is better quality.
Every single year they are showing this film. It is now a classic also, like Wizard Of Odd and Potemkin Kind Of Battleship and Mister Hulot Goes To Beach Place. It is as big movie as The Tanks Know The Truth
(Very popular Great Patriotic War movie made in the Russia. My
Great-Uncle Yehudi claims he is in this film as Extra, but still we love
Big Scene From Tanks Knowing The Truth: Are They Knowing?
Well, They Are Tank; You Are Person. You Want To Be That Sure?
It Is Wonderful This Life
story is maybe simple: Guy, George Bailey Guy, living in small town
wants to die, because he thinks his life is shit. And there are the
angels, who show us life of this Guy in the little town, and how he is
The Good, and there is the Rich Guy who is The Bad. And George Bailey
Guy never gets to do things in the Life because the Fate is not for him.
there is mistake with money (a problem made from the Rich Bad Guy), for
which he is blamed, and he runs from family and goes to place of Publik
Alkohol; finally he goes to bridge to jump in freezing water so his
family will get small piece of Insurance money. Very Sad (There is also
squirrel in another scene which is sad, but never mind). Also very
So, Angel Guy comes to the Earth and
shows this George Bailey Guy his life is maybe kind of okay, not so much
the shit; and boom boom boom, problem with the money goes away in big
scene at end when everyone gives him their money, and everyone
sings. So happy, little bells on tree and big bells of church ring;
America wins the World War Two and future is filled with television and
freeway. The End.
But this is too simple, my friend. No
way is actual life like this. So, maybe some of me thinks this is kind
of the Propaganda about America, to keep us from seeing the Truth of the
And, there is forbidden version of this film, which is other kind of the Propaganda. Please -- allow me to introduce.
борьбе за построение социализма во время Угнетение
(также называется "Любовь и революция" после 1991)
("Love And Revolution", Directed By Frank Kapronovich ; Starring Pytor Chost, Gravnik Bolodorin, Irina Valutin. Special appearances by the Spirit Of Revolution, also Che Guevara, Samuel Beckett, and entire 12th Guards Motorized Infantry Regiment)
SO, movie opens with Guy, Georgi Edwardovich Bailey Guy, at the Bridge. He is unhappy, this Guy; boy oh boy he is like making the panic. He goes to public alkohol place and tries to think, but he only finds himself between the forces of dissent and confusion!
TROTSKYITE GUY: River not so bad, after five minutes.
EXISTENTIAL GUY: Wait, but no one comes. No one cares.
Hoo boy; Georgi is in big fix.
This guy has family with SmallChilds, and tiny Policy Insuring The Life
-- and he is believing everybody would be better off if he would jump
and get it over with, already.
GEORGI: My life is steaming pile of animal things,
because the Rich Guy will always win. Now I am jumping.
But, Georgi is being watched at Bridge. Not by some angel Guy (none of this reliance on things which cannot be proven by good Socialist science!) -- but even better -- is Spirit Of Revolutsya!
(Spirit Of The Revolution Watches Georgi)
And, The Spirit
saves Georgi! He takes him to place where they can speak of things, of
the Truth -- and slowly, Georgi's eyes are opened to not only the forces of historical determinism, but the inevitability of struggle against the oppressor classes!
GEORGI: So you are saying that when the consciousness
of the People is raised sufficiently, that armed struggle
is not only necessary but inevitable?
SPIRIT: You got it, Comrade.
Georgi, now with eyes opened thanks to the words of the kindly Spirit,
is seeing that the world is filled with inequality and criminal things
so big your head feels like kicked soccer ball. It is like understanding
that, not only are you living as Dog, lapping up the vomit of the Rich
Guy, but you work in factory to make guns to force others to live like
this (Also, the Rich Guy pays you in fake dog vomit and those X-Ray
glasses which do not work).
For Georgi, this is whole bunch of dried fish to eat in one night (Like story by that Guy, Dickens Guy, Carol Burnett Christmas, or something). This is the Life? He is asking himself.
A World Of Things For Them, But Not Food For Children
Economy And Bad Fate For Peoples Means Nothing To Them
For Them, The World Is Something To Carve Up, Like Beef
While The Many People Lose Everything To The Illegal Foreclosure
So now Georgi is filled with indignant and bad feeling for The State Of These Things. He feels the pain of the oppressed, working masses, and is being filled with Revolutionary Fervor -- and he goes to talk with the People in his little village, to tell them what the Spirit had revealed to him -- and the Spirit sends along friend, Che Guevara Guy, to help.
GEORGI: We don't have to live under the heel of Potter's boot!
He's just some, bloodsucking animal! Feeding on all of us -- and I'm
tired of living on fake dog vomit! We have to run things!
CHE GUEVARA SPIRIT GUY: Ay, Yi Yi! You listen to this guy.
The People, moved by Georgi's words, march with him to the place of the Bad Rich Guy,
to demand Justice, the chance to make something other than guns, and to
be paid in actual money instead of rubber dog vomit and X-Ray glasses
which do not work.
BAD RICH GUY: You realize that the manufacture and sale of
weapons around the globe is the backbone of our nation's industry?
GEORGI: You don't understand -- the days of taking your rubber
dog barf are over, Potter! We're going to run things!
MOB: No fake dog barf!! No fake dog barf!!
BAD RICH GUY: My family has run this town for fifty generations.
All I have to do is close the factories. How long will it be before
your little rag-tag mob starts to starve? They'll come crawling back
to work -- and for half the rubber dog barf I gave you before!
Georgi takes the Big Step -- the one which all oppressed people are
taking in these movies when faced with Oppressors who pay them with
rubber dog vomit: He crosses line from intellectualizing his oppression to active revolutionary.
we would have no resolution of all this rising action; and only ending
for this film possible is that everyone would go for Pizza. This is
unsatisfying from view of the Socialist imperative.
GEORGI: You're wrong, Potter -- you, and people of your
class are finished. Now you're going to face Justice for your
crimes -- because the People own the means of production!
so The Bad Rich Guy is taken away by the People; his house later
becomes hospital, day-care center, and place where revolutionary theater
troupes practice before going into the streets.
And, of course, there is a proper celebration at the Georgi Bailey house, with the Revolutsia Spirit and the SmallChilds.
GEORGI: Gosh, Spirit, I don't know how we can thank you.
SMALLCHILD 01: Spirit, can't you stay and have some Fair
Trade™ coffee with homemade whiskey with us?
SPIRIT: No, SmallChild; I must go. There are so many oppressed
peoples in a world beset by unspeakable monsters of Capital.
But I will take a shot of that whiskey -- neat, please.
Finally, after long discussion between Rich Bad Guy and the Organs Of State Security, he faces Revolutionary Justice and the verdict of The People.
RICH BAD GUY: Long live International Capitalism!
PEOPLE'S MILITIA LEADER: Fire!
of course, Georgi and his lovely wife are pausing in their labor to
build a New Socialist Future to share a moment's reflection on the
plight of The Peoples, and also to suggest some hygienic sexual activity
between them which may occur later.
...and in the background, The Internationale swells on the soundtrack, sung by the Sad Vlad Orphans Choir Of Greater Moscow! Please to show the credits!
film has not been shown since its original release; big shame, also,
because it is at least as good as movie with Bert Landcaster in it but
of the name, just now, is escaping me.
Great-Uncle Yehudi likes Revolutionary Love.
He thinks it is wonderful comedy, but still we love him. If you can
find this film on DVD, then okay. If not, well then it is big world out
there! Be That Guy -- go find!
I, Rabschinsky, say this -- to Moldavish Guy; you also.