Showing posts with label This Time We Do It My Way. Show all posts
Showing posts with label This Time We Do It My Way. Show all posts

Thursday, April 7, 2016

Du Kannst Mit Mir Sagt, "Bow Wow"

Translatory

A new feature available on Before Nine: we can now be translated into a wide variety of languages, all courtesy of the Gogglemachine (or, Das Googlegerät). This satisfies our annual technology requirement in service to the Superintelligent Parakeet who reads this blog.

So, now, if you have nothing better to do you can read these moderately amusing Things in French, Hindustani, Arabic, or good-old meat-and-potatoes English. Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys of all nations -- welcome!

Oh, and Trumpo !  Grand Turtlebear Teddy (Church Of I Kill You!) , and Hillary The Inevitable !
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Sunday, March 27, 2016

My Favourite Joke

The Annual Miracle Of Purim

(Actually, this has nothing to do with Purim. It is in fact my favorite joke, containing a willfully stupid grocier, a passive-aggressive waterfowl, and the tantalizing promise of nourishment.

(It's also a good general example of how The Universe treats us. It has a has a habit of returning, with the same questions, until we solve them -- and then hits us with a change-up at the end: Wow! Didn't see that coming!).

A LITTLE DUCK walks into a grocery store. He waddles up to the grocier and says, "Hey -- got any duck food?"

The grocier thinks. "Um, no," he says finally.

The Little Duck looks up at him. " 'kay," he says, and goes away.

The next day, the Little Duck was back. He waddles in, looks up at the grocier and says, "Hey -- got any duck food?"   The grocier looks down at him; is this duck nuts? He was just in here!

"No!" the grocier says.  " 'kay," says the Little Duck, and he goes away.

The next day, the Little Duck was back. He waddles in, looks up at the grocier and says, "Hey -- got any duck food?"   The grocier spins around, looks down at him and says, "NO! I told ya -- I gots NO DUCK FOOD ! You come back in here askin' about duck food again and I'm gonna nail your little webbed feet to the floor!"

" 'kay," says the Little Duck, and he goes away.

The next day -- the Little Duck was back. He waddles in, looks up at the grocier and says, "Hey -- got any nails?"   The grocier thinks. "Um, no," he says.

The Little Duck shakes a little. "Ooo!  Okay ! Got any duck food?"
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Monday, March 14, 2016

We Have Found Our Leader

It Is Mandatory To Look Upon Him 

Yes; this is a cartoon metaphor for fascism.  Go ahead and look. You know you want to -- what the hell; after the election, you'll have to !


Soothing, After A While.  (Courtesy Futurama)
 
After Liquidating Your Bank Accounts And Giving Them To Me, 
I Will Purchase Many Exciting Plush Toys To Venerate The Hypno-Toad
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Monday, March 7, 2016

Der Amerikanischer Politik

Schaum-Saugen Schweinhunde *

Mr Fish, keepin' it Real.

The Gory Death Of A Panicked Animal Is Terrifying To See (Mr Fish)

SEE the thrashing of the WOUNDED BEAST as it CRASHES ACROSS THE POLITICAL LANDSCAPE !! It is THE TEA PARTEI against THE GOOD OL BOYS OF THE GOP in a DEATHMATCH for control of the GRAVY TRAIN and SWINE TROUGH ACCESS !!  BECAUSE FREEDOM !!

 Girls, Girls, Girls [Say Obama Was Just A Realist] (Mr Fish)

HILLARY THE INEVITABLE will ensure that everything APPEARS TO CONTINUE AS IT ALWAYS HAS and that NOTHING WILL CHANGE in the future except for THE BETTER. The fact that a layer of society WILL STILL BECOME RICHER THAN BEFORE can be ignored as INAPPROPRIATE.  BECAUSE FREEDOM !!

(* Scum-Sucking Pig-Dogs)
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Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Step Right Up; They're Naked And They Dance

Stupor Tuesday


























It's been the Silly Season for some time now; unfortunately, that means we're talking about the state of the crippled mutant freakshow reality television program which has been passing as theater politics in the USA for nearly a quarter-century now.

Electoral-Vote.com, a website dedicated to voting Americans who live abroad:
Failing to denounce the KKK immediately was a huge blunder by Trump, certainly his biggest of the campaign. Bigotry (and, as a bonus, Duke is a vicious anti-Semite as well) is socially unacceptable in modern American society, and very few Americans are comfortable thinking of themselves as racist.

Trump's declarations about Mexicans and Muslims are both clearly just that, but he's been able to encode both as being about "national security." The Klan's endorsement, and Trump's wavering, both blow a huge hole in that fiction. Adding a bit more fuel to that fire is the fact that France's version of David Duke—Holocaust denier Jean-Marie Le Pen, who was thrown out of the French far-right National Front party by his own daughter for being too racist—also proffered his endorsement [of Trump]this weekend.
(Original Photo: Bryan Snyder / Reuters)

























But today is a big day for Senator Bernie Sanders, Hillary The Inevitable !, Trumpolina;  Little Marky Rubio; Grand Turtlebear Teddy Cruz of the Church of I Kill You ! (Yes; he has assumed the mantle previously worn by Crazylady Michele Bachmann [Hot Hot Hot]); and John (Who?) Kasich.  Much is at stake, and All Eyes Are On The Prize, whatever that actually might be. 

Americans Like Everything To Be A Cartoon Contest

Per Wikipedia, Republican and Democratic Super Tuesday contests are being held in Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado, Minnesota (all with caucuses); and Georgia, Massachusetts, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, and Virginia (all with voting primaries).

Republican caucuses only are held in Alaska and Wyoming, and a Democratic caucus in American Samoa.

Again per Wikipedia, "The Republican candidates can win about half of their 1,237 delegates" in Super Tuesday's caucuses and primaries. The Democrats compete for "over 880 delegates, roughly one-third of those needed to win" that party's nomination. So, yes; it's a big deal.

 At The End Of A Life Of Unceasing Toil For Your Owners™,
The Reward: A Tub Of Slaw

Who will win? Who will lose? Who will claim the Tub Of Slaw™? Who's to say if it's good or bad? And, Are These Even The Right Questions?
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Monday, December 14, 2015

Random Barking: Smokey The Bear Sutra, Peeps

You Must Remember This

The Fire Next Time: Obligatory Cute Animal Graphic
A few points about the Climate agreement and things Paris:  (1) It's a set of guidelines with no penalty for low- or non-performance. As an example, "Rich" nations are  'encouraged'  to collectively give "at least" $100 Billion US per year to "Poor" nations to help them in reducing greenhouse gas emissions. But if they don't  -- or, the Banksters create yet another global financial meltdown and governments can't offer assistance -- well, gosh; it's not as if anyone were being held accountable.   (2) Even UN Secretary-General Ban Ky Moon said the agreement doesn't go far enough to curb emissions.  (3) The energy alternatives being stressed for "Poor" countries in the immediate future are natural gas and (cough cough) nuklar energy.  (4) Marie LePen is a fat, proto-nazi.

Yeah; I just threw that last one in there.  So sue me -- they'll come after you for mistreating an animal, bub.
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Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Dujuan Downer

News You Will Not See

Word has reached Before Nine™:  That crazy Typhoon Dujuan has made landfall on the China coast, and has fallen into a Depression. 

We know what it's like.  And we are very sorry that it didn't work out.  Counseling and meds may help -- you're in The East; try some of that herbal stuff.

But, look: You competed well in the international meteorological arena.  Not every pitcher is a Don Drysdale; not every golfer is a Se Ri Pak; not every writer is a Donna Tartt and not every painter is a Rothko or an O'Keefe. Not every major weather system turns into a Katrina.  

You know? Just have to keep that perspective. 
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Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Wisdom Of The Ages

Better Off Dead
( Randy Newman / Bad Love Album [1999] ) and too bloody right


















When you fall in love with someone
Who doesn't love you --
Someone who treats you so badly
It Rubberfies your head

Someone who doesn't want you
(But won't let you go)
Someone who thinks you're crazy
(Tells you so, over and over)
This happens to you
You'd be better off dead

You might be surprised to learn how often it can happen
The love affair
(Boy does it hurt)
You fall in love with someone for whom you really care
They treat you like
You was dirt
Make you feel all fat 'n fumbly
Make you feel kind of dirty; nerdy
Hey I'm talkin to you --
Didn't you hear what I said?

Better off dead
Than living with someone
Whose every word's like a knife that cuts through you
Better off dead
Than living with someone
Who just doesn't give a shit what happens to you

You know that it's wrong --
But you go on and on and on
Better off dead
Better off dead
Better off dead
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Monday, October 22, 2012

Turning Around Twice

One reason dogs turn around before lying down to sleep is because that's what instinctively feels right. Ancestral wolves traveled in packs for a number of reasons. Perhaps dogs turn around today because the practice has become ingrained after thousands of years. When wild packs of dogs turn around before lying down in the wild, they may be establishing their territory and orienting themselves within the circle.

Another reason some experts believe dogs turn around is to trample down the area for comfort. A pack of wild dogs may decide to bed down on a grassy field, for instance, so the individual dogs turn around three times to force the tall grasses down. Any other hazards or obstructions may also be uncovered when dogs turn around three times. This trampling behavior is often observed in domesticated dogs who use padded dog beds, or sleep outdoors routinely.
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012

About Goddamn Time

Town Hall

 "Governor; Sit Down": Richie Rich, Not Happy With Being Told What To Do

I'm not an O-Bot; I'm a Dog, no matter what the Banner this week looks like. But I will not seek, nor will I accept, another replay of the go-go, Lil' Boots' Bush years.

That said, does Obama's team finally understand that, 'independents' aside, what Democrats nationally had to see -- nay; have been begging for, is a show of fire and spine?

I mean, it's one thing to stand out in the snow and sing "The Internationale" until the Cossacks show up. We'll do that. But it's hard going without seeing the embodiment of (albeit tainted) resistance providing a public (albeit failed) enema to the embodiment of the 0.01%. 
MALONE: You said you wanted to get Capone. Do you really wanna get him? You see, what I'm saying is: What are you prepared to do?
NESS: Anything within the law.
MALONE: And then what are you prepared to do? If you open this can of worms, you must be prepared to go all the way. Because they're not gonna give up the fight -- until one of you is dead.
NESS: I want to get Capone! I don't know how to do it.
MALONE: You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital; you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way! And that's how you get Capone. Now; do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I'm offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?
NESS: I have sworn to capture this man with all legal powers at my disposal and I will do so.
MALONE: [Sighs] Well... the Lord hates a coward. [offers NESS his hand; NESS shakes it] Do you know what a blood oath is, Mr. Ness?
NESS: Yes.
MALONE: Good, 'cause you just took one.

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MEHR:  Mitzy's son, Tagg, one of his father's closest campaign advisers, told a conservative talk-show host in North Carolina (are there any other kinds, down there?) said that he would have liked to "take a swing" at the President during the Tuesday debate when Obama suggested that candidate Romney had some teensy issues with telling the truth.
“You want to rush down the debate stage and take a swing at him but you know you can’t do that because, well first cause there is a lot of secret service between you and him,” Tagg Romney said of what he would have liked to during the presidential debate earlier this week.

“This is the nature of the process,” the Romney son said, who sounded jovial in his remarks. “You know they are going to do everything they can to try to make my dad into someone he’s not. We signed up for it. We gotta kinda sit there and take our punches, and then send them back the other way.”

A campaign aide later told ABC News that Tagg Romney’s remarks were all in jest.
 These are the kinds of comments that spilled easily from the mouth of "Lil' Boots" Bush, either as a candidate or as the appointed President. 

Tagg's comments were of course echoed by his brothers Gnargn, Horst, Heber, Reinhard and Fluke.
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Thursday, July 19, 2012

Campaign 2012

Just Sayin'
MALONE: You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital; you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way! And that's how you get Capone.


Sunday, May 6, 2012

Austerity Non

Socialist Hollande Wins French Presidency

For only the second time in the history of France's Fifth Republic, a Socialist Party candidate, François Hollande, has won that nation's presidential vote.

Nicolas Sarkozy, the center-Right President of France, is out -- and along with him the most serious ally of Die Eisen Kanzellerin Angela Merkel's insistence on linking the salvation of the European Union with fiscal Austerity.

Sarkozy is the first major European New Austerian to be defenestrated by his country's electorate over the failure of France's economy -- and he may not be the last. Ironic, when you consider that Sarkozy and Merkel had helped to effectively force 'regime change' in Greece, Spain, (England could possibly be counted, too) Portugal, and Italy.

The New York Times reported that Austerity received additional blows in Greek and German elections as well:
Greek voters sent their own message against austerity. They handed the two main parties, both of which had pledged to follow harsh international bailout terms, significant losses as they streamed to parties on the far left and far right that have opposed budget cuts. In the process, voters cast into question the ability of any party to form a government soon, let alone continue with the austerity program.

...The French and Greek elections were closely watched in European capitals and particularly in Berlin, where Ms. Merkel has led the drive to cure the euro zone debt and banking crisis with deep budget cuts and caps on future spending...

... Ms. Merkel herself was embroiled in electoral politics on Sunday, suffering setbacks in elections in the state of Schleswig-Holstein, where her party appeared to be losing its hold on the state Parliament. With another election coming May 13 in North Rhine-Westphalia, Ms. Merkel is not viewed as having much room domestically to compromise on the critical issues of inflation and debt limits.
What Goes Around, Comes Around.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Think Of The Lobster

And They Are Where?

So I'm sitting around, waiting for The Girl to call, and already know the answer to the "Are we going to war with Iran?" question (Why? Because Your Elders 'n Betters are in fact that stupid, that's why), and the "Why does Lard Boy Hate Wimmins?" query (Man, that one's easy).

That's all bye the bye, boyo. What bothers me is: Where is Giblets? Where is Fafnir? What about the grilled cheese sandwich?

What About The Medium Lobster????

Just Sayin'.


Thursday, January 5, 2012

Not Around

I've been sick as... well, a Dog, for a while, meaning the three people and the superintelligent parakeet who occasionally check out this blog haven't seen anything new.

The punch line? This week was supposed to be vacation time.

It's a new year. Talk amongst yourselves, as The Great Curmudgeon would say.


Monday, October 3, 2011

Deeply-Held Personal Beliefs







MEHR: Paul B. Farrell, investment analyst, isn't particularly liberal, but he has been saying since the mid-2000's that an unsustainable Housing Bubble and derivatives market would explode and sink the economy. He has also said since that bailing out the Banksters was a Bad Idea, and that our collective future is heading for Unknown Territory.
...Warning: to Wall Street CEOs, the Super Rich, the top 1% who think they own our government … the party’s over. No matter who gets elected in 2012 and 2016, the new Lost Decade 2011-2021 will make life miserable for the president and Congress, as with Japan earlier.

Worse, this Lost Decade will make life miserable for everybody: corporations, investors, consumers, workers, small businesses and all our families, with the kind of economic suffering experienced in the painfully long Great Depression era.

...Yes, big shock dead ahead. The class wars like Arab Spring are accelerating across America. “Occupy Wall Street” is going viral, spreading through “Occupy Together,” expanding in dozens of cities across America and the world, growing bigger — in commitment, in mission, in boldness — a resistance movement waging war against our democracy-killing Super Rich.

Next, expect many more class wars, regional rebellions, uprisings against the wealthy — yes, this is the second American Revolution.

Wake up folks: The myopic media is trapped in 2012 “campaign mode,” in a time warp delivering mind-numbing reality shows featuring the latest soap-opera sound bites about Mitt, Rick, Chris, Newt, Michele and their endless games.

Meanwhile, off-camera something big is happening, in the real world, a historic, cultural shift exploding all across America and the world. Something the media, bankers and politicians still can’t grasp.

Get it? The people have lost faith in voting. Not just lost faith in the markets and economy. The public no longer has faith in democracy. They know voting is irrelevant, nothing ever changes. They now know their world is being manipulated by a powerful cabal of wealthy special interests, corporate bosses, bankers, lobbyists and self-serving politicians.

Voters know they’re being played for suckers. The game is rigged. And they’ve also figured out that change will come only after a revolution, one they’re triggering.

Warning: This revolutionary spirit is spreading across the world’s youth, the unemployed, disenfranchised and disillusioned, voices who’ve lost faith in voting democracies.

This historic wave is summarized here from Nicholas Kulish’s provocative New York Times piece, Forget the Tea Party, the new class wars will force America to change, as they’re changing the Arab world.
The bizarre thing is, Farrell's piece appears... in Little Rupert's Wall Street Journal.


Don't Give A Damn About You

People Like This Run Your World


(John Currin, Park City Grill, O/C [Dimens. Unk.], 2000)

Ever dealt with these persons? It's amazing: All that inbreeding, and they're barely intelligent enough to remember to breathe.


Sunday, October 2, 2011

Tell Us Something We Don't Know


Via Greg Sargent's The Plum Line In The War Criminal Post:
People obsessing over Warren Buffett’s comments on CNBC today are focusing on the wrong Warren Buffett interview. These remarks from Buffett, on CNN this morning, are far more significant:
QUESTIONER: Are you happy seeing your suggestion, this new Buffett Rule, becoming more of a basis of a political battle that really has turned into class warfare?

BUFFETT: Actually, there’s been class warfare going on for the last 20 years, and my class has won. We’re the ones that have gotten our tax rates reduced dramatically.

If you look at the 400 highest taxpayers in the United States in 1992, the first year for figures, they averaged about $40 million of [income] per person.

In the most recent year, they were $227 million per person — five for one. During that period, their taxes went down from 29 percent to 21 percent of income. So, if there’s class warfare, the rich class has won.



Friday, August 19, 2011

#WE SUCK!

We're 24,882,576th! We're 24,882,576th!

We're 24,882,576th! In Your Face! In Your Face!

Alexa.com, the web analytics site, reports back that our humble Dog Blog, Before Nine, is 24,882,576th, out of an estimated total 346,004,403 websites in the whole world.

This means (in an appropriate, "size matters, ranking matters" typically Western manner), according to Alexa approximately 321,121,827 other websites suck worse than Before Nine.

The Top Ten websites (according to Alexa) are: Google; Facebook; YouTube; Yahoo!; Blogger (also a Google site); Baidu; Wikipedia; Twitter; and China's Q Q.com.

Thank god I don't have their issues to deal with. Still, We're 24,882,576th! We're 24,882,576th! In Your Face! In Your Face!

Well; got that out of my system.


Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Defending The Swine Trough

Another Long Howl

Wovon Man Nicht Sprechen Kann, Darüber Muss Man Schweigen
("About what you cannot speak, you are obligated to be silent.")
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889 - 1951)

As an analytical Dog, I take pleasure in nosing around various sites on the Intertubes dealing with finance, and the analysis of data sets to reach certain conclusions about The Future -- whether financial, political, or cultural.

The finance analyst community is varied, and contains as much opinion as hard fact. The Best among them present unambiguous data, which point to specific conclusions: That's what these numbers mean (And a good example is Bill McBride's Calculated Risk).

Others use that data and their conclusions as a point of departure for observations about the psychology of market investing (or markets, period), strategies for the future; and a running commentary on what the events of the past four years of the Financial Crisis mean (the best among them being Barry Ritholtz's The Big Picture).

But like anywhere else in Blogtopia (this blog is no exception), there are commentators who simply use the anonymity of the Intertubes to behave like blowhard know-it-alls whose opinions are so precious and sublime that they must share them with a wider humanity (again, this blog is no exception).

Yes; Even Jonah Loadpants And Erik The Red and Grand TurtleBear
Bachmann Get To Say Stuff 'Cause It's The Intertubes An' Stuff.

But when a self-styled 'investment banker' does so... well, the results aren't pretty. Particularly when their defense of the financial and investment "community" boils down to Hey! The blame for all dat stuff what happened to th' Economy? It cuts so many ways. It's, whadyacallit -- complicated! How ya gonna say anyone is guilty? Hah?

The Epicurian Dealmaker quotes an article by Roger Lowenstein, investment analyst and advisor-commentator, beloved by the Street for saying that there were so many reasons for the real-estate-and-derivatives implosion -- including the greed of homeowners who accepted mortgage loan terms they could not meet, and individual investors who paid for investments they knew carried 'some risk'.

Obligatory Cute Small Animal Photo In Middle Of Blog Rant

It couldn't be the fault of the Banksters alone; that's Lowenstein's basic line, and he's well received by the well-paid Masters Of The Universe for speaking in their defense.

The 'Epicurean', in support of this line, bubbled that a recent Lowenstein op-ed piece in Business Week ("Wall Street Not Guilty") of the same ilk needed
...to be read by everyone and their brother carrying a pitchfork and torch towards the ramparts of Wall Street. There was a protest on Wall Street earlier this week wherein many of the demonstrators carried placards emblazoned with the slogan "Make the Banks Pay." If those people are truly interested in educating themselves about the sources of the financial crisis and perhaps even preventing another one in the future, they would have been far better served spending fifteen minutes reading this, instead of chanting slogans at a bunch of straw men.
I'll skip to this person's, uh (cough), 'Money Quotes':
But screaming "criminal," "bankster," and the like is far more satisfying — not to mention lucrative — to filmmakers like Charles Ferguson and polemicists like Matt Taibbi, who, after all, have tickets and magazines to sell. It also resonates nicely with the average American, who feels victimized by impersonal forces beyond his or her control or understanding. But it does nothing to help those Americans or their elected officials either understand or address the issues at hand.

As Lowenstein writes, the financial crisis resulted from the confluence of many different forces, which fell upon a system the checks and balances of which appear in retrospect to have been very badly designed and managed...

Writing about the ratings agencies... Lowenstein makes a point which applies generally to the entire crisis:

To call [this kind of behavior] criminal is to call the culture criminal, which is a point of rhetoric, not law.

"Dunno Why The Fuk I Be Heah; Um juss a Businessman; Capiche?"
Goldman BSD Blankfein Swears, Kinda, To Talk 'Bout Somethin', Maybe 
(Photo: Jason Reed / Reuters / ABC News Online)

Well, I certainly won't argue with calling (at least) Wall Street's culture 'criminal'. Later, Roger states that
It's worth remembering that in the American legal system, people who merely act badly or unwisely do not do time. And people who contribute to a financial collapse aren't guilty of a crime absent specific violations that make them so.

The statutes which would have rendered the behavior most culpable for the financial crisis criminal—greed, stupidity, arrogance, willful recklessness—were not on the books in 2007 and 2008. Therefore, the people who committed those acts did not commit crimes. Period, end of story.

...But's [sic] let put a lid on the rabble rousers jumping up and down screaming "Criminals!" at the top of their lungs. They are nothing but a distraction to the proper focus and task at hand, and the energy and anger which they are stirring up among the public is getting frittered away in purchases of movie tickets, magazines, and overheated exposés of the crisis, not to mention increasingly unhinged and disconnected comments on blog posts and news articles.
Yeah. In a former life, I would have observed that Herr Lowenstein was right -- If it isn't illegal, I can't arrest you for it, though I could step in to prevent something from happening which, based on common sense, would harm others, whether it was covered by a P.C. statue or not (The question that would follow would be whether by doing so, I placed others at risk, or opened the agency I worked for to bad press or civil action).

BSD Angelo Mozilo Of Countrywide Mortgage (J.Balin/Bloomberg)

If your argument is, "It wasn't illegal, so what's your problem?", that's a massively short-sighted and narcissistic perspective when considering the amount of damage that's been done by the Real Estate / Derivatives Scheme - and, to whom that damage has been done.

Those like the 'Epicurean' hate the Matt Taibbis of the world:
[Goldman-Sachs] was not the only target of Wall Street and the Financial Crisis: Anatomy of a Financial Collapse, the 650-page report just released by the Senate Subcommittee on Investigations... [The] unusually scathing bipartisan report also includes case studies of Washington Mutual and Deutsche Bank, providing a panoramic portrait of a bubble era that produced the most destructive crime spree in our history — "a million fraud cases a year" is how one former regulator puts it.

But the mountain of evidence collected against Goldman by [U.S. Senator Carl] Levin's small, 15-desk office of investigators — details of gross, baldfaced fraud delivered up in such quantities as to almost serve as a kind of sarcastic challenge to the curiously impassive Justice Department — stands as the most important symbol of Wall Street's aristocratic impunity and prosecutorial immunity produced since the crash of 2008.
It isn't against the law to be wealthy (many might offer the corollary to the Golden Rule as those with the gold make the rules). However, the methods by which money is gotten, and how established wealth is maintained, may be. And even if allowed under law, if a series of actions results in recognizable and actual harm...

Apologists for the Banksters, such as Lowenstein and 'Epicurean', like to point out that the nature of investment is risk, and everyone understands a prime concern of business should be to reduce it. The Banksters, in creating the crisis, could only be accused of creating an unacceptable level of risk -- bad management, bad decisions; nothing more; certainly not criminal behavior.

But in Taibbi's writing for Rolling Stone about the RE / CDO scheme (the one linked to above in particular), he indicates that there was a crime: Most recently, that Little Lloyd Blankfein, among others, came before Congress to testify in 2010 about the crisis they helped to create, and lied -- spectacularly, in Blankfein's case, as Goldman's own emails quoted in the Senate subcommittee report prove.

I agree with Loewenstein, insofar as there were many players in the action between 1998, when Glass-Stegall was repealed, and 2007, when the wheels came off the little red wagon built by nearly the entire American real estate, banking and investment sectors. Demand drove the Market, Roger claims; the Consumers were the engine driving all this. They were the ones trying to ape the rich and live above their station beyond their means, and now must share in the blame.

That sounds suspiciously like the age-old defense of the rapist: Hey; She Was Askin' For It! She Wanted It! It's really the fault of the mortgage borrowers and the clients to whom Goldman sold what they referred to internally as 'complete shit' and 'pigs' those bad investments, because... the Consumers; man, well -- they all wanted it. They demanded we give them loans with bizarre terms, and the CDO buyers all waved money at us. They forced us to do dat stuff. Not our fault, man.

And our Epicurean friend doesn't ask the simplest question when dealing with a potential crime: What happened since the fall of 2007 and 2008? Who benefited? Loewenstein simply dismisses the observations of a Matt Tabibbi by saying, essentially, ahh, this is business; these things happen. Grow up. A buncha people got hurt; a buncha people got rich. You're just mad it wasn't you. Now shut up with this 'criminal' fakakta, and go get a real job, ya dirty hippie.

Uh-Huh. The 'Epicurean' took great care to deliver this message ('Shut up, you bunch of whining peasants!') with the supercilious flair of someone who aspires. They want to be a Mellon or a Scaife; a Biddle or a Walker; a Koch or a Harriman or a Saltonstall (not understanding you have to be born into that milieu), and so axiomatically defend the system which maintains them. He even uses a Wittgenstein quote at the top of this post -- a sign of education and taste, surely.

Except (sadly, for Ep, and Loewenstein), Ludwig said it because the world is filled with people who have nothing to say; but even so, simply cannot or will not shut up -- a proper definition of the modern Rightist pundit, if nothing else.

It's why I don't spend time reading right-wing apologistas for the Owner class, or their political hirelings. They defend the indefensible and confuse the tail of the Elephant for the whole mammal, and subtract from the sum of human knowledge every time they open their mouths. As Herr Doktor-Professor Edward Teller once said to me in another context, they are "boring; irrelevant; and nobody's business".

One tip-off was finding that The Epicurean Dealmaker (a Blogger-hosted site like this one) has switched off the ability for readers to leave a Comment -- aber natürlich, a hallmark of discussion and the free exchange of views which might lead to insight, and learning... something Wittgenstein certainly believed in.



Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Little Glenn Beck Vows To Fight, Die Like Martyr Hero Ground Sloth

The Uh, Something, Is Now


SOMEWHERE, USA: Teevee leader Little Glenn Beck, eight years old, vowed to fight on to his "last drop of blood" and roared at his supporters to buy more precious metal futures via 'Goldline', shouting and pounding his fist in a furious appearance this week after continuing media polls show he has lost two-thirds of his 2010 audience.

It was (yet) another occasion where the conservative teevee host appeared to talk about the imminent upheaval of "a world in chaos", and what he claims is the evil of George Soros, with maps drawn on a blackboard in chalk. Wearing brown robes and a turban, a dark blue blazer and rep tie, or Lederhosen, Beck spoke from behind a podium via Fox 'News' in the studio used to present his interpretations of history, finance, and religion to an ever-shrinking audience.

At times the camera panned back to show a towering monument of a navy blue-and-white-colored fist (Fox's 'official' colors) crushing an American voter. But at the same time, the view gave a surreal image of the teevee commentator, shouting and waving his arms wildly, standing alone in a studio with no audience, surrounded by a set of false walls and broken tiles dangling from the ceiling.

"America wants glory, America wants to be at the pinnacle, at the pinnacle of the world," Beck proclaimed, pounding his fist on the podium. "It's what god wants, god has told me to speak and to fight on because I am a fighter -- someone who has always fought the good fight, because I fight. I fight the fighting... you might say I am a fighting man who fights -- a fighting fighter, in a word..."

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"I will die as a martyr at the end," he added, vowing to fight "to the last drop of blood," and exhorting his listeners to invest in more gold and large tubs of freeze-dried food.

Nielsen ratings showed that approximately seventy-five people sat in front of teevees which showed Mr. Beck's hour-long monologue. There is a 22.3% possibility that some of them were awake during portions of the program. There is also an 8.24% possibility that some of them were dead.

Asked for a comment about the continuing antics of Mr. Beck, his employer, Little Rupert Murdoch, smiled and climbed into his chauffeured, armored Bentley.



[With apologies to MAGGIE MICHAEL and SARAH EL DEEB of the Associated Press, for their story (via Salon online magazine), "Libyan President Moammar Gadhafi vows to fight on, die a martyr -- The embattled dictator unleashes a defiant, angry, rambling speech on state television".]